Vacationing Man Faces Imminent Danger

PLANT CITY, FL – A man on a family vacation may be at risk of bodily harm after driving past Dinosaur World earlier today.

Witnesses are claiming that the man’s mother-in-law said, “I haven’t been there since I was a little girl. I wonder how much it’s changed.”

At last report, the man had replied, “It’s no longer a zoo. Now it’s a museum.”


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