Drunk Man’s Memory Arbitrarily Functional

ST LOUIS, MO – Local drunk Markus Fennell walked into a bar late last night, and bystanders claim he was promptly tossed out by the bartender because he was glaringly drunk.

Undeterred, Fennell immediately walked back into the bar.

The bartender again booted him out for being too drunk.

Undaunted, Fennell turned around and walked back into the bar.

One witness recalled how Fennell was about to be thrown out for the third time when he abruptly looked at the bartender and said, “Hey, how many bars do you own, anyway?”


Article image Local Bar by Christian_Birkholz, CC0 1.0.